Craigslist Shenanigans

Craigslist is a neat little website where you can find stuff that people want to sell or give away. The site has grown a bit over the years and they have added a personals section. Under the section called "Casual Encounters" you will find some of the funniest writing the internet has to offer. I wouldn't recommend clicking that link if you are offended by the sometimes extremely desperate sexual talk that lies within.

Anyway, I've been reading through them a bit and laughing my butt off. I decided to adventure, and reply to a couple of them. I have yet to receive a reply, which saddens me. All I said was:

Subject: Hiya!

Message: I have a Raccoon, a cake, an egg-beater, and some laxatives. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET?!

Poor girls don't know what they're missing.